Top 5 bad ways to break up with Someone

1. Knock her up, then make her have the baby, then tell her you never loved her and drop the baby out the window

2. Fake Death

3. Tell her that you could do better and leave her.

4. Have sex with her sister, then Move to Australia, and then tell her with a letter sent 4 months later after changing your name.

5. Break up through a text message